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What NOT to Pack (Unless You Want Your Vacation Ruined!)

ByJaQuay Young El

Real Talk: The Big No-No’s

Listen up bestie – this is the serious stuff!

Let’s keep you out of ship jail (yes, that’s a real thing!):

❌ Absolutely Never Ever:

  • Drugs = Big NOPE
    • They have dogs at check-in (they’re cute but not your friends!)
    • Even if it’s legal at home, it’s not legal at sea
    • Wash those clothes if you’ve been around anything funky
    • They will find it, and you will miss your cruise!

🔪 Leave These at Home:

  • Anything weapon-like (duh, but also…)
    • Scissors (even nail scissors – get them onboard)
    • Pepper spray (I know, I know, but no)
    • Toy weapons (not even water guns!)
    • Swiss Army knives (sorry, boy scouts!)

🍾 About That Alcohol:

  • Don’t try to sneak it in (they’ve seen ALL the tricks)
  • Those water bottle tricks? They check!
  • Stick to the allowed amounts:
    • Usually 1-2 wine bottles per adult
    • That’s it! Everything else = bye-bye!

⚡ Electronics That’ll Get Snatched:

  • Anything with a heating element:
    • Leave the hair straightener at home
    • Travel iron? Nope! (Use the ship’s)
    • Coffee makers (they’ve got plenty!)
  • Drones (unless you’ve got permission)
  • Professional cameras with detachable lenses (check first!)

💡 Quick Tips to Avoid Drama:

  • When in doubt, leave it out!
  • Check your cruise line’s website
  • Clean out your bags (old mints look suspicious!)
  • Don’t risk it – it’s not worth ruining your vacay!

Remember: They’re not trying to ruin your fun – they’re keeping everyone safe! And trust me, ship security has seen EVERYTHING.

Don’t be their next funny story! 😅

JaQuay

JaQuay Young El