Listen up – while Patong is generally super safe and locals are amazingly friendly, it’s better to be a smart traveler than a sorry one!
Let’s dive into the real talk about staying safe, avoiding scams, and being prepared for anything Patong throws your way!π‘οΈ

PATONG SAFETY 101 π¨
Beach & Water Safety:
- Check red flag warnings
- Swim in designated areas
- Rent chairs from official vendors
- Stay hydrated (that sun is no joke!)
- Watch belongings while swimming

Bangla Road Night Safety:
- Keep belongings close
- Stick to main streets
- Use official taxis/Grab
- Watch your drinks
- Know your hotel address in Thai
- Stay with your group

COMMON PATONG SCAMS TO AVOID π«
Jet Ski Scams:
- Always photograph jet skis before riding
- Use official vendors only
- Get clear pricing upfront
- Keep rental receipt
- Check insurance coverage

Tuk-Tuk Tales:
- Agree on price before riding
- Show map location
- Don’t fall for “temple closed” lines
- Avoid “free tours” (they’re never free!)
EMERGENCY CONTACTS π±
Save These Numbers:
- Tourist Police: 1155
- Patong Police: 076 342 719
- Patong Hospital: 076 342 633
- Tourist Assistance: 1337
- Your embassy number US +66-2-205-4000
- Your hotel’s number
- Fire: 199
- Ambulance: 1669
Screenshot & save offline!
HEALTHCARE IN PATONG π₯
Hospitals & Clinics:
24-Hour Pharmacies:
Common Health Tips:
- Drink bottled water only
- Use strong sunscreen
- Stay hydrated
- Watch street food hygiene
- Keep basic meds handy
STAYING CONNECTED πΆ
Best SIM Card Options:
- AIS (best coverage)
- DTAC (good deals)
- True Move (reliable) Available at: Airport & Jungceylon Mall Cost: 300-500 baht for plenty of data
WiFi Spots:
- Most hotels/restaurants
- Jungceylon Mall
- Starbucks
- McDonalds Pro tip: Download offline maps!
Beach Basics:
- Sunscreen (expensive here!)
- Hat & sunglasses
- Quick-dry towel
- Reef-safe sunscreen
- Water shoes
- Insect repellent
Tech Must-Haves:
- Universal adapter
- Portable charger
- Waterproof phone case
- Extra charging cables
Clothing:
- Light, breathable clothes
- Modest temple wear
- Rain jacket
- Comfortable walking shoes
- Multiple swimsuits
First Aid Kit:
- Basic pain relievers
- Band-aids
- Anti-diarrhea meds
- Motion sickness pills
- Rehydration sachets
- Any prescription meds
WEATHER PREP π¦οΈ
Rainy Season (May-Oct):
- Afternoon showers common
- Pack light rain jacket
- Waterproof phone case
- Plan indoor backup activities
Hot Season (Mar-May):
- Intense sun
- Plan activities for mornings
- Stay super hydrated
- Take AC breaks
Cool Season (Nov-Feb):
- Best weather
- Still pack sun protection
- Light jacket for evenings
- Perfect beach weather
MONEY SAFETY π°
ATM Tips:
- Use mall/bank ATMs only
- Cover PIN pad
- Check for card skimmers
- Keep withdrawal slips
Cash Safety:
- Split money between spots
- Use room safe
- Keep emergency cash separate
- Carry small bills for taxis
- Don’t flash large amounts
TRANSPORT SAFETY π
Taxi Safety:
- Use Grab app when possible
- Photo of taxi license plate
- Agree on price first
- Share ride details with friends
Scooter Safety:
- Only if experienced
- Always wear helmet
- Never drink and drive
- Check insurance coverage
- Photo document any damage
EXTRA PRO TIPS π‘
Document Safety:
- Passport copies (digital + paper)
- Insurance docs offline
- Visa photos just in case
- Hotel address in Thai
- Emergency contact list
Beach Safety:
- Strong currents in monsoon
- Respect flag warnings
- Watch for jet skis
- Stay in sight of lifeguards
- Keep valuables at hotel
Coming Up Next… Get ready for our guide to budgeting in Patong! π°
Stay safe and have fun! π΄
JaQuay