Aerial view of a luxury cruise ship with a small boat on a vast ocean at sunset.

Keeping It Safe & Sweet (Don’t Mess This Up!)

Safety First, Party Second!

Listen up – this stuff is important (but not scary!):

🆘 The Basics (No Skipping These!):

  • Muster Drill = Must Do!
    • Yes, it’s mandatory
    • No, you can’t skip it
    • Yes, they take attendance!
    • Hot tip: Go early, get better seats!
  • Know Your Way Around:
    • Find your muster station (it’s on your key card!)
    • Spot those evacuation routes
    • Locate the medical center (hope you won’t need it!)
    • Always carry your room key & ID (your ticket to everything!)

🤦‍♀️ Don’t Be “That” Person

Keep Your Cool:

  • Fighting = Fastest way home
    • They’ll kick you off at the next port
    • No refunds (ouch!)
    • Plus lifetime bans (double ouch!)
    • Just walk away – the drinks aren’t worth it!

Party Smart:

  • Underage drinking is a BIG no-no
    • Parents can get kicked off too!
    • They’re watching (trust me!)
    • Fake IDs = Real trouble

Security Isn’t Playing:

  • They’ve got cameras EVERYWHERE
  • Random room checks? Yep!
  • Drug sniffing dogs? You bet!
  • Ship jail exists (and it’s not fancy!)

👮‍♀️ Quick Reality Check:

  • This isn’t Las Vegas
  • Rules are SUPER strict at sea
  • One strike and you’re out!
  • Zero tolerance means ZERO

Hot Tips for Smooth Sailing:

  • Keep your temper in check
  • Watch your alcohol intake
  • Stay with your group
  • Trust your gut – if it feels wrong, it is!

Remember: We’re all here to have fun!

Don’t let one bad decision ruin your dream vacation (and all future cruises!) 🌊

JaQuay